(Day Off)

Posted on January 10, 2006 by Jenna

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Look! It’s a bat wearing a tie!

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You know, sometimes I think that if Batman’s parents had remained alive, then he would be much less scary. He would just be this millionaire playboy dressed as a bat. It’d be all like:

“Twister,” brooded the Batman, “is a superstitious and cowardly game.”

A dial spun.

“Left foot red!” Harvey Dent cheerfully exclaimed.

There’s no way the Batman can get his left foot to red—but he’s got one trick left!

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Batman can disgorge millions of bats from a cave into his house to distract people when there’s a Twister move he cannot perform.

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