Category: The Instructions of Leviticus

Even passing within ten feet of a Harry Potter book can produce a certain degeneration of the will, accompanied by involuntary motor activity and nausea, which experts on witchcraft call “Quidditch.” Those who actually read the books become irredeemably tainted, and are called on the first Sabbath or their next visit to USENET to post filthy fan fiction based on these works. That a good and noble female who might otherwise be writing holy fan fiction based on Leviticus or Thessalonians should be so tempted is abominable, yet again and again magistrates discover this to be true.
— from “The Hammer of Wizards”