Category: How to Become Immortal

Some say the ninja even pickle themselves, with their special pickling pressure points allowing them to survive the process—and endure, immortal, through the ages!
— from “Its Second Stage”

• Its Second Stage
• A Logical Progression of Imperatives
• Jane’s Terrifying Story of Near-Halloween Horror
• Proof and Consequence
• The Eternal Midnight of the Yeastless Soul
• The Eerie Shout
• Harvesting Spirits
• The Birth of Persephone (I/III)
• The Treasure Wheel (II/III)
• Hades (III/III)
• Good Potato and Bad Potato
• The Incredible Alchemy Elixir
• The Incredible Alchemy Elixir (Continued)
• Jacob, His Runt, The Angel, and the Maw (1 of 3)
• On the Endings of Stories (2 of 3)
• The Army (3 of 3)
• What Wistful Sally Says
• Wilma
• An Unclean Legacy: “The Marvelous Fingerbone”
• Death Unsacred
• Such a Strange and Funny Image
• Starfish Men (I/II)
• Six’s Story
• Stupid Words and their Stupid Power, Anyway (I/III)
• Forsaken of their Gods (II/III)
• Scarab All-a-Fulminatin’, Explody & Oh Shi— (I/I)